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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine told me that I should try and come up with a joke about Staircase Wit. I can't think of one right now, but I'm sure I'll think of a great one later."

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"[God waking up with a hangover] last night was a blur. Whose prayers did I answer? [sees Trump leading in the polls] uh oh"
"Every cigarette that you smoke...... ....... Takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"If you want to hide something from me, put it on my voicemail."
"What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry? Your mum"
"I'm not racist! I'll have you know my childhood best friend was black, but I haven't seen him since my dad sold him."
"What does an alcoholic nun have? A bad habit."
"-buys lottery ticket -fantasizes about winning the lottery -smiles -loses lottery -resumes general hatred for life"
"Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant."