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Joke of the Day
"What does an alcoholic nun have? A bad habit."
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"What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended? A small medium at-large?"
"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."
"I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*."
"Four Polish men die in a car accident Two in the actual crash and two more in the reenactment."
"Hey man, want to buy some stolen peppers? Careful, they're hot."
"I, for one... like Roman numerals."
"Two skeletons open up a pasta resteraunt to serve the afterlife. What's the resteraunt called? The Bone Zone."
"Every day, my face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me."
"Did you know having children is hereditary? If your parents don't have them, neither will you."