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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a woman with black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
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"All these what? Whenever a Jamaican women talks about ""all these terrible shootings"" I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories."
"Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !"
"What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."
"A Higgs boson enters a church And the priest says, ""I'm sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons in churches"" The Higgs replies, ""but without me, you can't have mass"""
"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"
"Which group of people are the best at jazz? The Saxons!"
"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance......... The 5 stages of wearing a condom."
"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."
"Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"