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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a woman with black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
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"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."
"My ex has become so poor whenever i call her she always says ""please,leave me a loan"""
"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
"No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket."
"What's better than a vase of roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"Five years after the Financial Meltdown, isn't it time to recognize that 'The Financial Meltdown' would be an amazing name for a sandwich?"
"Hurricane Sandy I asked my bartender for a Hurricane Sandy. She looked confused and asked, ""What is that?"" I replied, ""A watered down Manhattan."""
"Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union? They strike from the shadows."
"I farted alone in a room and then my girlfriend's dad came in. Now I have to pretend like something is dead in the walls and help him look."