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Joke of the Day

"What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common? They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it."

"Iggy Azalea must have an infinitely high viscosity because she got no flow."

"I hate it when I'm digging my own grave at gunpoint and I discover buried treasure."

"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."

"DR: So, you're 36 years old, 4 foot tall & sound like a woman. How can I help you today, Mr Simpson? BART: I don't know where my hair starts"

"What will Melania Trump say to mexicans if her husband becomes president? Hello from the other side."

"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available."

"A blonde walks into a bar yelling, ""65 days!"" A guy asks her, ""What's in 65 days?"" The blonde replies, ""I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"""

"Why should you bury indians 10 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"