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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I'm digging my own grave at gunpoint and I discover buried treasure."

"So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus... The ringmaster said ""Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"""

"Guys, if you want to make a girl moan, tremble, and scream: be a spider."

"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"

"Kids born after 2012 will have a hard time believing there were actually movies without Kevin Hart in them."

"""Hey, How was your Blind date?"" ""Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!""......""What's so terrible about that?"".....""He was the original owner!!!"""

"What do you call an envious ocean? A jealou'sea'"

"I was told I could view the eclipse through a colander. I think I strained my eyes"

"My girlfriend is like -100. She's a 10 but she is also imaginary"

"*pulls knife out of back* *selfies with it*"