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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available."

"What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by."

"1 in 5 Americans with a Twitter account complain about his/her damn stupid job every fucking Monday."

"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"

"My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in by reps"

"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."

"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"

"How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? He found a lump on his testicle."

"Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs."

"I'm always Frank with my partners. I don't want them knowing my real name now do I?"