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Joke of the Day
"What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law? The Nude Eel."
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"""Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses"" - Every glasses ad"
"What state was JFK when he was assassinated? A horrible state"
"Ate a bowl of Captain Crunch Berries this morning. With blatant disregard for the roof of my mouth. -thug life"
"Does a bear pope in the woods?"
"""Hey look, a cemetery"" Dad: ""People are just dyin' to get there."""
"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."
"which is the best key on keyboard?"
"""Cool, I'll check 'em out!"" -my lie to any person recommending a band to me"
"I come from a musical family. Even our sewing machine was a singer."