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Joke of the Day
"What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law? The Nude Eel."
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"I'm having a hard time deciding which pillow I should buy. I'm going to sleep on it."
"What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them."
"The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre...they are back in style now."
"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"
"As of now, I only know of three Jewish holidays: Hanukkah The Bar Mitzvah The Oscars"
"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"
"I have the body of a God... ...unfortunately it's Buddha."
"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."
"The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones]"