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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them."
Next Joke
"I accidentally killed a squirrel when I prepping the campsite. It was unin-tent-dead."
"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50ft of you. You wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"
"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much"
"Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel? Because they pack light."
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"
"Me *writing*: she was like 12 slices of key lime pie in a dress- tart, cool, totally whipped. Her: I can hear you. Me: she could hear me"
"Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
"Old enough to know better, but still too drunk to care."
"guys calm down squirrels invented parkour"