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Joke of the Day

"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"

"I Have a Joke About the Palestinian Refugee Crisis... ... But Israeli Bad."

"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"

"Did you hear that the king of the jungle fell into a deep, deep sleep? He's a lion in a coma."

"Doctors in the 40's used to prescribe orgasms to stressed women. Which seems pretty liberal until you realize he used his hand to do it."

"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue"

"What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her."

"What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !"

"What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger."

"I went to a prostitute and asked her if I could do her Greek style. ""Sure"" she said So I fucked her in the ass and left without paying."