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Joke of the Day

"A recent survey showed that most UK citizens don't eat salad... 52% of them voted against romaine"

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."

"Im not white im Jewish.."

"How come Abraham Lincoln never went to jail? Because he was in a cent"

"What's worse than a fish in the SS? *Adolf*in. Man, I did *Nazi* that coming."

"wherever this dart lands is where I'll take a trip to *throws dart and it lands on Hogwarts poster* oh, well this is going to be difficult"

"Have you ever done it kitty style? It's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting."

"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"

"What's a let down Chinese lobster called? A crushed asian"

"I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way. Through the driver's door."