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Joke of the Day
"Hey, Jose! How many of our friends do you see? Just Juan."
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"Whoever snuck the s in ""fast food"" is a clever little b@stard."
"Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face."
"How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode"
"What do you call a cold Jewish person? Iceberg."
"How do small people call each other? On microphones."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You cant fit a prostitute in a bowling ball"
"Marriage - Some days are just tough I look forward to those"
"A conservative christian, a fat guy and a meat eater are all sitting at the bar... you'll find this in almost every bar in America."
"If brevity is the soul of wit... Why the fuck are some the jokes posted here so long?"