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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had reptile dysfunction."

"prophets this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!"

"Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."

"*pours a bucket of water into the ocean* You're free now"

"So a baby seal walks into a club... That's it."

"This Elevator is out of order.Why? Too many Sumo tried to squeeze into it."

"Ever had haggis? I fed it to my dog once.... Poor guy's been licking his asshole for a month, trying to get rid of the taste."

"Always borrow money from a Pessimist. He won't expect it back."

"What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'? The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her."

"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."