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Joke of the Day

"FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump"

"[me narrating a documentary about the pyramids] I really want a Toblerone for some reason."

"How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first."

"Four gay guys walk into a bar... To see only one stool was open. ""Ah not a problem!"" The bartender said as he flipped the stool upside down."

"Growing a beard is the closest I've come to caring for an animal."

"I missed a call from a girl last night... I missed a call from a girl last night. I called her back, she said she must've butt dialed me. I said, ""Maybe your butt knows what it wants."""

"Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper? He didn't sight sources."

"Never end a sentence with a preposition For example: The boy had no one to play a preposition. Wait... I think I gave two examples above."

"When should I borrow the Fatboy Slim joke from the library? Right about now, funk soul brother. Check it out now, funk soul brother."

"What's the difference between driving in fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you"