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"Where do suicide bombers go when they die.....? ......EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"
"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."
"How many NYC cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"Did you hear about the 13th century french dog that was a saint?... St. Bernard. Hiyooooooo."
"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"
"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."
"My buddy purchased a book called ""Double Your Dating"" So I asked him if he could multiply 0 X 2."
"I lost a Scrabble game today when my opponent played the word ""Clitoris"". I was amazed at how fast he found it."
"I don't know what to do when someone yells stop Is it hammer time? Is it in the name of love? Do I collaborate and listen?"