133176

Joke of the Day

"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."

"What's a Mexican's favourite video game? Borderlands."

"I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, ""omg you look like hell."""

"Before Twitter there was Facebook, before Facebook there was MySpace and before that I had a life."

"Why will Church's chicken be losing money? Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon"

"What do you call an abusive pothead? A weed whacker."

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked ""do you have any luggage, Sir?"" The photon replies ""no, I'm travelling light"""

"""Tweet it"" is the new laughing."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word."

"How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"