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Joke of the Day

"Why are the cops shooting so many black men? There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one."

"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"

"What's the main cause for pedophilia? sexy children"

"Did you hear the one about the shipwreck where only the limbless mute survived?"

"France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins? Neither. France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides."

"My girlfriend wants a chest freezer for Christmas... I said ""Why? It's cold as tits outside already!"""

"I had an ant bite my penis today. it feels like a little prick."

"What are the two sexiest barn yard animals? Brown-chicken-brown-cow"

"So my girlfriend got a new tattoo...... Of a seashell located on her inner thigh, and the best part is if you place your ear next to it you can smell the ocean."

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dog."