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Joke of the Day
"If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one."
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"I hate eating vegetables. The wheelchair doesn't go down easy."
"""At least your heart's in the right place,"" I say, softly running my hand across a translucent take-out container."
"What do Nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"
"For not knowing what's going on, dogs sure look embarrassed when you watch them taking a dump."
"What does a priest and a second place runner have in common? (NSFW) They both came in a little behind."
"How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"Haiku of the week ""James, you have Tourette's."" ""I'm afraid there is no cure."" ""Fuck! Shit! Cunt!"" said James."
"When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences."