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Joke of the Day
"Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead."
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"I collect coins and old paper money. For our anniversary, my wife surprised me with a $1,000 bill! Unfortunately, it was from Fendi, for a pair of shoes."
"[moving her panties to the side] HEY MAA, I'M MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER."
"Why was the comedian so depressed? He felt like everyone was just laughing at him."
"Any jokes I can tell my teachers? I would love some jokes to tell to my teachers :D"
"They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h. Not very funny but at least you learned something"
"What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer. ^^^^^sorry!"
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"
"[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night"
"What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident? A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled ""Tyrannosaurus"" incorrectly."