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Joke of the Day

"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"

"""How far have you gone with a girl?"" ""I went to Canada with my mum once"""

"What if the last episode of ""House"" reveals it's all been the dream of a kid with lupus?"

"What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits? Oranges and peaches."

"What's the hardest part about a fat nun's job? Getting into the habit"

"So I went to the bar one night... and.. Wait what happened at the bar last night anyway?"

"Haters gonna hate, alligators gonna alligate"

"Broken pencils... Are pointless."

"I apologised to my girlfriend last night for not being able to get an erection. There were no hard feelings whatsoever."

"Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse Bill Clinton."