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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children."

"My husband and I are thinking about leaving everything to our dog. What he will do with $20.00 I don't know. But I hope he enjoys it."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."

"Yoda is bad at telling jokes Why afraid of seven was six? Eighth nine seven because!"

"Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity."

"The 70s had it right. Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music."

"In a job interview ""Name?"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Again please"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Sir, are you a stutterer?"" ""No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"""

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I didn't just pay $500 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

"What disease do police give black people? Glock coma"

"My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in. I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass."