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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I didn't just pay $500 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

"1-buy waterbed 2-fill with wine 3-get Capri Sun straw 4-never leave your bed again"

"Got into an argument with a cripple and won. He didn't have a leg to stand on."

"I dont think I can be gay I just dont have it in me."

"What has four wheels and flies? My dead grandmother."

"If you don't sit down to a nice big plate of breakfast for dinner once in a while, you're missing out on one of the best things in life."

"How do you make estrogen? Don't pay her."

"Did you know it was women who coined the term, ""Bromance""? Yeah, basically the concept of friendship is so foreign to them that they created a new word for it."

"[1st date] So, what's your back story? ""I have scoliosis"" No, I mean your BACK STORY, like your history ""Oh! I got scoliosis as a child"""

"What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together? Carbon Dating."