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Joke of the Day

"The 70s had it right. Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music."

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."

"What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming."

"Alpha Kenny Wun Write that ""name"" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class."

"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !"

"Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you."

"Top reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment They are already experts at recycling."

"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."