193055

Joke of the Day

"In a job interview ""Name?"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Again please"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Sir, are you a stutterer?"" ""No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"""

"My friend said he's moving Saturday... I would have offered to help, but where would we move it to- Sunday?"

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"

"""You know that's not even a word, right?"" I said, condescendingatively"

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"

"What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer? Revolver Camelot!"

"Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader."

"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."

"When you go to buy fire insurance for your house, don't tell them you need it by a certain date."

"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""