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Joke of the Day
"What does 36+16 equal to? A prison sentence."
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"My overnight bag is just a backpack full of Sour Patch Kids."
"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"
"If you don't want me to sing at your kids then don't name them Roxanne."
"What is Steve Job's favorite food? *Nothing because he's dead*"
"Whoever said, ""there's no place like home for the holidays"" clearly hasn't been to my house."
"For animals with an ""amazing sense of smell"" dogs sure do sniff piles of turds for a long time before realizing ""Whoops, these are turds"""
"when you push a pull door and the person behind says ""you need to pull"" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom"
"What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common? They're both $700 for an extra inch!"
"a Rabbi, an accountant, a banker, and a doctor walk into a bar mitzvah"