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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman."
Next Joke
"Either this balsamic vinegar tastes like red wine or my liquor store really needs an air conditioner."
"Man next to to me just said into his phone ""You caught me in the middle of a sandwich."" He's lying. He is not in a sandwich."
"Just found out my alcoholic uncle is into necrophilia Gives a whole new meaning to 'cracking open a cold one.'"
"A man went onto a train with a banana and a suitcase.... He arrived at his destination safely."
"Fire at will! Why does everyone hate Will? ^^courtesy ^^of ^^my ^^Uncle ^^Rick"
"Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white? Alive"
"My walk of shame is every time I leave a girl's house after watching ""How I Met Your Mother"" with her."
"Aliens watching our media must assume we are being implored to show allegiance to our ruler, a mysterious entity named ""Geico."""
"I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas."