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Joke of the Day

"Either this balsamic vinegar tastes like red wine or my liquor store really needs an air conditioner."

"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, for one, the flag is a big plus."

"A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar... Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?"

"The way I see it, EVERY FRIDAY is Good Friday.. "

"Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception? There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!"

"What's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Internet Explorer is the best browser... to download another browser."

"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"

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"As told to me by an indian bus driver overseas... Why don't rabbits make noise when they fuck? Because they have cotton balls. Apologies if it's a repost."