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Joke of the Day
"What does the first lady say after bad sex? Thanks Obama."
Next Joke
"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""
"""2, 4, 6, 8!! Ride my face let's fornicate!!!"" And with that, HR banished me from all future employee picnics."
"I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her."
"I was riding my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius, that would have gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER."
"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."
"What do Mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions."
"Where does Charlie Sheen shop? At Winners."
"Please stop saying Donald Trump is mean He can't even make an average president"
"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."