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Joke of the Day
"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."
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"Harry potter is the story of a troubled kid.... ...dealing what what an older man did to him in his bedroom as a child."
"My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well... I am seeing less and less of her everyday."
"Japanese gardener gets tired of being bossed around by homeowner You think he say ""Leaf me alone"", but he say ""Fuck you, homeowner, fuck you..."""
"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"
"[Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*"
"People on the Internet are like People in Overwatch They always take offence"
"Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !"
"I watched a documentary on how ships are held together It was riveting."
"[at the gym] PERSONAL TRAINER: have you exercised at all in the past? *flashbacks to holding my gut in for the past ten years* ME: totes"