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Joke of the Day

"I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her."

"My cowboy friends phone froze on gindr the other day He kept asking ""Why can't I quit you"""

"The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job."

"What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono? They both live off dead beetles"

"I had a dream I was sitting in a motel room in Hell, so I turned on the television and started flipping through the channels. All the shows were closed-captioned for the visually impaired."

"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."

"My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents"

"I saw Jesus going to the bathroom today. Holy shit."

"Happy Mothers Day to all of the moms out there! Scared you didn't I?"

"Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !"