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Joke of the Day
"What do Mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions."
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"Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, ""Do you deliver?"" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, ""Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."""
"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."
"The French Navy Q: Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats? A: So they can see the old French navy."
"Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!"
"What do you call 250 dead politicians? A good start."
"bollywood horror movies are just bipasha basu doing a item no. with a third world actor"
"Just like to give a shout out to the guy who plays triangle in our orchestra. Thanks for every ting."
"Two Ninjas What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? Numchucks."
"The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff"