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Joke of the Day
"knock knock! who's there? not trayvon martin -- that nigga dead!"
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"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question: Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"What's the difference between a fish and a mountain goat? Fish muck about in fountains..."
"What have sex, money and depression in common? You don't talk about them, you have them."
"What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider? You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry"
"Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer"
"What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery? She soldered on."
"What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom? ... ... A tuba toothpaste."
"Where am I? I don't know where I am, but there's a huge nuke in front of me, obviously supposed to be secret. I'm terrified. I ran."