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Joke of the Day

"Not really a joke but still funny US air force engineers and aerospace scientists developing the military's newest stealth fighter have approached Malaysia Air for the plans for the missing 777..."

"A friend and me were arguing over whether masterbation is better with lube or not . . . different strokes for different folks, I guess. (I think I came up with that but I'm not sure)"

"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."

"A hole was found in the wall surrounding a nudist colony. The police are looking into it."

"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do."

"The average male only lives to 25... It just takes 45 years to bury them."

"When is a train being polite at dinner time? When it choo's quietly."

"What does JK Rowling text her friends to let them know that she was just kidding :("

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, Not screaming and on fire like his passengers"

"A constipated woman once went 45 days without pooping It was a crowning achievement"