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Joke of the Day

"Not really a joke but still funny US air force engineers and aerospace scientists developing the military's newest stealth fighter have approached Malaysia Air for the plans for the missing 777..."

"A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. [I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]"

"Why did the child have two black eyes? Because telling them once wasn't enough."

"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."

"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."

"Female sprinters are so hot. I've been trying to bang one for years. But they always outrun me."

"Why can't you see Hippos hiding in trees? Because they're good at it."

"Lower your expectations and I will totally amaze you."

"Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady."

"Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair"