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Joke of the Day
"Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!"
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"Yo mama is so classless... Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society."
"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"
"What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body? I wanna Bone a part"
"what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company? Ceasar sell ads"
"Why does the couple at the beginning of a scary movie always have to be happy & sexy why can't it be like, Pat & Deb, 56 & 54, IBS sufferers"
"My son plays this game where he's a bowling ball and the bowling pins are everything we own."
"What do you call a fish with three eyes? fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)"
"Whenever I walk into a crowded men's room, I shout So this is where all the dicks hang out!"
"No one will play my mix tape... They say it's a fire hazard."