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Joke of the Day

"Maybe Offensive to jews. You have been warned.(NSFW?) Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? One doesnt scream in the oven."

"When my wife tells me to jump I have only one question... Why aren't you in the kitchen?"

"I refuse to go bungee jumping.... ... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one."

"I like my children how I like my essays. Unplanned and poorly executed"

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1.."

"What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night? Chicago."

"Three tampons are walking down the road. What one says hi? **None!** Their all *stuck up bitches!*"

"My cat must hate his litter box He just shits all over it"

"What greek letter is always sad? Psi..."