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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."
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"why isn't there a sprite history month"
"Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !"
"My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then."
"Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft."
"Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unnatractive They'd eventually find me attractive"
"Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger."
"I entered a laziness competition and placed first. I got atrophy."
"Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???"