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Joke of the Day
"I tripped over some shrooms the other day...Because I didn't see them. It was dark and I was high."
Next Joke
"Everyone at this party is talking like a pilot.. ...they all keep saying they have to take off in the morning."
"Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL? Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange."
"What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out."
"What's a poor person favorite meal? Sleep."
"Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite."
"What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine? Hugh Heifer"
"If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky?"
"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."
"There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?"