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Joke of the Day
"I tripped over some shrooms the other day...Because I didn't see them. It was dark and I was high."
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"I'm going to make a calendar of sexy Islamic extremists I will call it, Ji-hotties"
"Why dont applebees employees wear watches? Cuz theres a clock on the microwave"
"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... when they see a little boy walking towards them. The priest says, ""Hey, let's go fuck that little boy over there!"" The rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!"
"What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly."
"Do you know the one step to avoiding Clickbait? Obviously not"
"The best part about Facebook is never having to wonder what your acquaintance's baby is doing all day everyday day."
"Set a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."