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Joke of the Day

"If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky?"

"*breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing* I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE! *holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*"

"Homosexuals please help me. I think my hamsters are gay. How do I let them know it's okay?"

"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."

"Be sure to empty your pockets before doing your laundry You could get in trouble for money laundering."

"What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series? One has cubs"

"What's the difference between cows and bulls? It takes longer to milk the bull."

"Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters"

"At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt."

"I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex."