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Joke of the Day
"""How big do you suppose that fence is?"" ""I reckon that fence is around a yard."""
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"[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] ""He's still sleeping."""
"You can lead a horse to water, but you probably can't do it as well as Sneaky Gary, the serial horse drowner."
"Lol at birds that walk places."
"Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces."
"I heard the titanic got a new job... She sells sea shells down by the sea floor. I hear it's a pretty high pressure job."
"'Mum, can I lick the bowl? ' the child asks ""No!"" Replied the mother, ""just flush like everyone else"""
"[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]"
"Did you hear about the gay guy who got in a car accident? Some dick rear-ended him."
"I grew a beard thinking it would say ""Distinguished Gentleman."" Instead, turns out it says, ""Senior Discount, Please!"""