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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a police officer that shoots black people? A police officer in America."
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"My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues."
"I saw a man hitting on a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one!"
"What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive? A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)"
"My epileptic son loves our new Christmas tree. You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights."
"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat"
"What do you call a guy who does not fart in public? A private tutor."
"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"
"Why are people pissed off that Justin Bieber smoked some weed? It's not like he released another album or anything."
"My dog left me christmas present under the tree I had to clean it up"