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Joke of the Day
"summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell"
Next Joke
"What's the worst thing about being a gynecologist? You can't eat on the job."
"What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane? BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD"
"You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? Hahahaa WHY!!??"
"What's the technical term for a female to male sex change? A strapadictome"
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots??"
"My son has about 12 seconds to learn patience."
"Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair (Dont hate me)"
"My fish can breakdance. But only for five seconds, and only once."