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Joke of the Day

"Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers."

"[OC] So I went downstairs to check the time on a clock... But it was saying 4:04: Time Not Found!"

"I was wondering why my doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation... Then I saw a dragon and I fucking shit myself."

"At one time I had majority ownership shares in the UK top BBQ company. Somedays I wish I never sold my stake."

"""Let's play 21 questions"" Nigerian Girl: how tall are you? Nigerian Guy: Rice. What's the worst thing you've done with a guy?"

"I want to start selling arm prosthetics globally Because then I'll be an international arms dealer."

"Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio"

"No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince His white horse has ended up in the lasagna"

"It's pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new. Hold on, gotta check my iPhone."

"What do you call a shy rapper? Lil' Confidence"