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Joke of the Day
"Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers."
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"Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They'll think they have a poltergeist and move"
"Did you hear about the mod that got pissed off? [deleted]"
"If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong."
"Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time? He's Ben Solo his whole life"
"Person: ""That's a beautiful baby."" Me: ""Thanks, I named him after his grandpa."" Person: ""Awe, what's his name?"" Me: ""Grandpa."""
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"
"Dealer: Anyone follow you dude? Me: just my cat *dealer opens trench coat & my mom jumps out* Mom: why are you using drugs???"
"Why does the swimming pool get laid every night? Because he makes all the ladies wet."
"2 guys walking down the road... they see a dog, licking its junk. ""I wish I could do that."" ""Uhhh....you might want to try petting him first."""