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Joke of the Day
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel be on the lookout..."
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"Two penguins were sitting in bathtub... The first penguin says to the second penguin ""Hey, could you pass me the soap?"" The second penguin says ""What do I look like, *a radio?*"
"What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain? So you're the one.... (only if you answered ""i don't know"")"
"My very attractive doctor told me I had to stop masturbating ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""
"*im applying Chapstick and doing curtseys in the mirror* *dad walks past* *dad double takes* *im doing push-ups and drinkin a protein snake*"
"If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future."
"Why do girls never propose Because as soon as she gets on her knees, she starts unzipping him"
"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"
"What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder? Banging your best friend's wife every night!"
"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""