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Joke of the Day
"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp"
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"How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't, they beat the room for being black."
"what do bad sex and the heimlich maneuver have in common? Both start out with lots of excitement, but then everyone is just relieved when its over"
"Q: Why do owners of muffler shops sleep so good at night? A: They're exhausted."
"Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines? Because they had a point"
"MEDIC: ""Put pressure on the wound!"" ME: ""Hey, wound! All the cool kids are drinking and you should too!"""
"4:*calls thing wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*repeats wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*maintains eye contact and repeats wrong name slowly"
"What is a suicide bomber's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory."
"A mexican boy in english class... A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched ""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"" To which he replied, ""writing an ese"""
"The girl in front of me sped up so I did too. She started to run, just like me. Then she yelled for help, me too. I wonder what we fled from"