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Joke of the Day

"My very attractive doctor told me I had to stop masturbating ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""

"Bloody Good Question How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town."

"What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common? Potato quality"

"What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck."

"Why has Hillary Clinton ask Santa for a 23 letter alphabet? Because she's sick of F.B.I"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuckup cunts"

"So the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has knocked a 10 year old boy to the ground... Then again... wouldn't be the first time a British MPs tackle has hurt an under aged child would it?"

"What's hardest part about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on."

"I've met some real pricks in my time but you my friend are the f*cking cactus."

"divorce Wife to husband: I want a divorce. You always tell me I am fat. Husband: Dont be crazy. What about our child ? Wife: What ? What child ? Husband: So you are not pregnant ??"