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Joke of the Day
"I met a French tart hiking in the Alps last year. Her name was Too Loose to Trek"
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"Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single."
"So, I told that contortionist that I didn't care much for his act. ...And he gets all bent out of shape about it."
"Terrorist Jokes. They'll make you explode with laughter."
"Steve Buscemi always looks like he suffers from an intestinal parasite."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today They must have been laced or something cause I've been trippin all day."
"I left my phone at home and had no idea what to do with my hands while I drove"
"What do you call a smug criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"
"Baywatch Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley."
"What do a priest and McDonald's have in common?... [NSFW] Both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."