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Joke of the Day
"Terrorist Jokes. They'll make you explode with laughter."
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"18 goes into 40 more than 40 goes into 18 ( ~ )"
"Right before our Grandpa died we covered his back in butter. He went downhill pretty quickly after that."
"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."
"It must have been pretty easy for The Beatles to say ""All You Need is Love"" since they were fucking millionaires."
"Wanna see an asshole wrapped in plastic? Yeah? Ok, let me see your driver's license. (My buddy's grandpa told me this back in high school the first time I met him.)"
"Goat joke(my 1st please go easy on me) Q: What do call a gay goat. A: A Fagoat"
"A scoliosis patient had given up hope of recovery.. But after the long and painful surgery, he took his first steps and humbly said ""I stand corrected""."
"Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes? Never 21"
"""Feel the burn"" yells my fitness instructor as I think that's probably how Satan greets people in Hell."