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Joke of the Day

"Steve Buscemi always looks like he suffers from an intestinal parasite."

"My Thai wife has got a penis the size of a tubular bell... I love her long chime."

"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""

"Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue? Because he made his rabbi a little cross."

"A male honeybee's only job is to stay in the hive and impregnate the queen... American response: ""Those lucky bastards!"" British response: ""Those poor bastards..."""

"""I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!"" Brain: LOL Empty bottles: LOL Wine shop owner: LOL New bottle: LOL Bottle opener: LOL Liver: LOL Me: LOL"

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."

"My jokes are still in alpha. Hopefully soon they'll get beta."

"I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger .. And then it hit me."

"Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Diamond, Bentley, Pearl, Light Bill, Rent, Car Insurance."