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Joke of the Day

"So, I told that contortionist that I didn't care much for his act. ...And he gets all bent out of shape about it."

"How do you catch a bear? 1. Dig a big hole 2. Fill the hole with ash 3. Place peas all around the hole 4. Finally, when the bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ash-hole"

"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."

"Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!"

"A Ginger's skin goes... ""YOU... SHALL NOT... TAAAANNN!!"""

"Shortest joke I know. Dwarf shortage."

"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."

"Never tell a blind Catholic that seeing is is believing..."

"Is thinking about doing something! Now just got to think what that something will be!!!"