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Joke of the Day

"A foot fetishist had a bad experience in bed He got off on the wrong foot"

"Does anybody know the name of that Godzilla Movie? It's the one where another monster actually breaks one of Godzilla's legs. I can't remember the name of the movie, but it has a huge cast."

"I got arrested for feeding homeless people on the streets the other day... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."

"My N'Sync tattoo? I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life."

"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."

"[First Date] Him: Great dress. Me: Oh, this? *flips hair* *twirls* *skirt flares* *foot catches* *face plants* Him: Me: Hey! Come back!"

"What do you call a lesbian driving a Ford Windstar full of penises? A dick-van dyke. -Credit to Louis CK"

"*hires 2 personal trainers and makes one of them train the other one*"

"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."

"Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes. Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different."