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Joke of the Day

"Dyslexic Zombie What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians"

"Why did the pedophile get a job at the bakery? because he likes his buns fresh from the oven."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet Adele (Hello from the other side)"

"I used that classic Liam Neeson line from Taken the other day: ""I will find you and I will kill you."" My grandkids refuse to play hide and seek with me anymore."

"*bursts into church* DONT MARRY THAT WOMAN ... Undertaker: ""This is a funeral"" ... OKAY WELL IT STILL HOLDS TRUE, DONT MARRY HER"

"I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee... urinate"

"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope. Anyone else have good black jokes?"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked the problem out with a pencil."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? (NSFW) You can keep the tip..."

"I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist."